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) What's the most useful gift for someone your age? (inside) Depends... Happy Birthday "We Don't Much Go Fer Book Learin' Around These Parts" - Mike Scovel
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) At our age, we've seen it all, heard it all, and done it all! (inside) If we could only remember it all! Happy Birthday "Seen It All... Heard It All..." - Bud McCaulley |
) So you thought you could sneak one -... (inside) Happy Birthday, you old fart! "Beans" - Boots Reynolds |
) As we get older, we're a lot like vintage cars... (inside) Maintenance costs get higher and higher, and even used parts are real hard to find! Happy Birthday "Spare Parts" - Ben Crane
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) There are two ways to deal with havin' another birthday... (inside) Either laugh it off, or just grin and bear it! Happy Birthday artist MB LaBelle |
) Isn't it great, knowing at your age you can still draw a crowd! Happy Birthday "Takes One Helluva Cowboy to Stop a Stampede" - Mike Scovel
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) Another year has passed... (inside)...and yer still holdin' yer own! Happy Birthday "Holdin' Yer Own" - Crash Cooper |
) That's the thing about birthdays... (inside)...there's just no turnin' back! Have a Safe and Happy One "Trail Narrows" - Boots Reynolds |
) Let me be brief... (inside) Have the birthday of your dreams! artist Steve Thornton |
) Ashley is ready to take you for a ride! (inside) She's the new driver for the nursing home bus. Happy Birthday artist Steve Thornton |
) (inside) The appraisal's been done... You're priceless! Happy Birthday "I Ain't Cheap, Just Inexpensive" - Mike Scovel |
) Got no champagne to toast yer birthday? (inside) No problem... Jes pull my finger, and I'll give ya a shot of the bubbly! Happy Birthday "Pull My Finger" - Mike Scovel |
) (inside) This one was picked especially for you! Happy Birthday "Salt Lick II" - Ben Crane |
) (inside) You go, girl! "You Go, Girl!" - Ben Crane |
) Some days I don't know if I'm comin' or goin'! (inside) How are things at your end? "Somedays I Don't Know If I'm Coming or Going" - Boots Reynolds
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) Top Twenty Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Men (lists 19 reasons) (inside) . chocolate is always there for you when you need it! (And so am I.) "Oh Fudge" - Mike Scovel |
) Happy Anniversary to a loving couple who has always believed in a 50-50 relationship... (inside) He tells her what to do... She tells him where to go. Congratulations on another Great Year! "She Tells You What To Do And You Tell Her Where To Go" - Boots Reynolds |
) When life hands you a pile... (inside)...just smile and say, "Wahoo!Fertilizer!" Hang in There "The Tax Collector" - Crash Cooper |
) So your engine's runnin' sluggish? So your gears seem outta whack? And you're ridin' low on fuel, Though for gas you never lack? You'd best just idle for awhile, Let'em put you up on blocks - They'll knock some rust off of your frame And put the spring back in your shocks! Please Get Well Soon artist Mike Scovel |
) Thank you... (inside)...for going above and beyond the call of doodie! artist Kristin Murdock |