
Birthdays are not the time to show restraint.
Enjoy Your Day
Gary Patterson |

A high five on your birthday!
Have a Great Day!
Thomas Kitchin |

In honor of your birthday I thought I'd make a toast...
(inside)...unless you'd rather I made you a pie!
Happy Birthday
Margaret Sherry
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Once ya get to be our age...
(inside)...everything migrates south!
Happy Birthday
Boots Reynolds |

Wishing you all the fun you can get your hands on!
Happy Birthday
Lisa Welch-Semier |

When it comes to aging gracefully...
(inside)...you have no pier!
Happy Birthday
Gary Patterson |

Another birthday?
(inside) Ay, Chihuahua!
Norvia Behling |

Yo! I'm your Fairy Godmother, and I hear you want to look like
you're 20 again...
(inside) Do I look like a friggin' miracle worker to you?
Have a Happy Birthday
Mike Scovel
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Know what I found in the ruins of an ancient cave
civilization?
(inside) Your birth certificate!
Happy Birthday
Mike Scovel |

Gimme the straight poop...
(inside) What's new with you?
Kris Coppieters |

(inside) Don't worry...
We all have those days when we feel like we've been washed up,
put through the wringer, and hung out to dry.
Hang in There
Renee Stockdale
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(inside) Seems like some days are just for the birds...
Hang in there!
Gary Patterson |

King and Queen of the Jungle
(inside) The wildest days are still ahead!
Happy Anniversary
Mike Scovel |

It doesn't matter which model you get...
(inside) They all leak.
Congratulations on Your New Ba-.
Mike Scovel |

(inside) Hope you're already feeling at least a hare better!
Please Bounce Back Soon
Norvia Behling |

(inside) I'm caught between a rock and a hard place...
You can't be here and I can't be there!
Keith Szafranski |

(inside) Just wanted to EXTEND my thanks! |

Congratulations on Your Wedding
(inside) I'm sure your children will be gorgeous.
Harv Gariety |

On the Banana Split of Life, you're: butterscotch, marshmallow
sauce, hot fudge, whipped cream, the cherry on top...
(inside) Okay, maybe you're just NUTS. (But that's my favorite
part!)
Margaret Sherry
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Another Birthday?
(inside)...weren't you old enough last year?
Margaret Sherry |